【The Playbirds】

Have you heard?The Playbirds Boobs are back.

Yes, they have once again been christened trendy by the vague entity that decides such things. (We’ll give your eyes a second to stop rolling.) So Pornhub decided to have a look at how this renewed love of breasts is playing out in people’s porn habits.

It may not shock you to learn millions of people are looking for chest-heavy porn -- in fact it makes up about 1.5 percent of all Pornhub searches every day. But it turns out there are a surprisingly large number of ways to search for it.

Pornhub’s analysis of their users behavior found that the two most popular cleavage-centric search terms were “big tits” and “big boobs.” Basic and to the point.

Then we’ve got “huge tits,” “big natural tits,” and simply “boobs.” After that, things get a little more diverse with modifiers like “asian,” “lesbian,” and, of course, “breastfeeding” entering the mix.

Just look at that list. It’s like a giant word salad made of boobs. It’s almost poetry. Almost.

Anyway, one thing that did emerge from this analysis is that people are largely looking for, well, larger breasts. They also prefer natural over enhanced.

Though, rest assured, the popularity of different breast sizes varies over time -- and right now smaller boobs are actually on an upswing.

Of course, these minor peaks and valleys are likely to cycle on endlessly into the future, since boobs as a general concept -- whether they’re trendy or not -- aren’t likely to go away anytime soon.

So we can all relax and continue to enjoy them in whatever form we most prefer. At least now we know we’re not alone in what we’re typing into that search bar.